AAAAArgh… AAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrggghhh… oh, well hello there, sorry, didn't see you at first. Please don't mind my screaming around, I was just getting rid of some of my frustration about this grey and cold weather.

 

?? If you were to spread Veet on someone's tires, would they go bald??

 

I was reading the Wikipedia thing about Twitter??!! Maybe there is most certainly a useful use for something like that, but I'm like heellllOO!! Who the hell gives a wet fart, if, when and what kind of soup I am eating at 1:30P.M. and who the f*ck would be so addicted, as to write every detail of their life in a mini-blog.

 

Oh, oh, oh, I think it is going to end very, very bad with good'ol humankind if we keep up shit like this

 

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HaHAhahA.. I was just reading my last post, and I saw that I have apparently looked nto my blog about 1919 times, seeing as nobody else looks on here.

 

I also noticed I cussed a lot in the last two written posts. Sorry, but then again, f*ck-it………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..(sigh)…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. but you know what, I thought of a few sounds that it are fun to make when you are alone and have not much better to do.

 

For example;

 

AAArgh

 

yAAAAGH

 

HAAAAchch

 

Hhhchch (deep throaty)

 

Fffffffffshh

 

Pflaaaaaah

 

Sshhhhp

 

Yimimimimi

 

 

……………….. maybe I'll write more later.

Toast

Yeah it has been a really long time since I've posted. In fact it has been a really long time since I have really done anything useful. No art, no Chinese, no housework projects, nothing! At all! Nadda! Nix!

 

But then again, who cares? I mean, does anyone read this blog? I could probably write all kinds of evil-wicked things, about all kinds of races or religions, and nobody would notice. For one thing, I don't have any pictures of naked women, no violence, no cars, boats, wind surfing, dogs, cats, unicorns, Jesus, Satan, Saddam, Bush, Obama, or the deceased Socks-the-Cat. I never even posted pictures of Britney's pussy like almost everyone else did as it was the in thing to do (actually, as it was out)

 

If you really do take the time to read this, then post a damned comment! At least then I know if it is worth it. If you're not reading this, then..... uh, you didn't read this!

 

But since I am rambling and bitching, then I might as well get it off my chest – I am hating it here in Germany again. The weather sucks, the drivers here are getting more respect less. Less people are blinking when they change lanes, or make turns. They park like f*cking idiots, everybody is just out for Ol Nummero Uno! My wife asked what I wanted for Christmas, I said I wanted a flame thrower, then I could toast some of these butt-jacking-sons-o'bitches, either when they park like f*cking idiots, or drive like Mad-Hatters, and don't like blink and all that shit, then they would be like F*CKING TOASTVILLE!!!!!! AAARGGGHH!!!!

 

Whew! Felt gooOO00ood, maybe I will start writing more ;-)

 

YO!