Wednesday, February 02, 2005

2 Feb Miller time blog

well, its miller time here in germany, shame we just dont have miller over here. machnix, i guess ill go home then, today was a very busy, if not totaly productive day. "say la vee" here it is again, as soon as i want to write something, nothing is there, its like everything hides, as soon as my fingers hit the keys, (picture a wide, sandy, windy plain with little tufts of dried grass) as soon as i turn of the laptop, itll all jump out yelling nananonopoopoo, and ill remember what i really wanted to write. until then, ill just bore along a bit and fill up space.... no wait, ill paste some interesting facts that a friend wrote me some time ago; So enjoy, and i say in advance, thanks wooly, sometimes when i feel down, or mad, i read these.... it never fales! If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart! creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death! (Creep y.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...In other words, send it to everyone. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others. -Audrey Heburn Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

1 comment:

Beth said...

That's just not fair... you get Miller-time before we do. Not that we Miller anyhow, it's just the thought that someone somewhere gets there before we do.

On the bright side, we get to Miller time before a few other people huh? :-D