Squared and trined

When Mercury squares Uranus on Monday, you will probably receive some news that could come as quite a surprise. The information is going to act as a catalyst. The Sun will move into Sagittarius on Tuesday which highlights love affairs as well as your creative efforts. If you get any insights then use this opportunity to make them real. Jupiter will trine Uranus on Sunday which makes for a rather powerful atmosphere. This could bring a very promising project your way - and a chance to do something you have always wanted to try.

Good to know my anus is going to get squared and trined this week....hmmmm very promising

YO!

good joke from classmates

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. After the game, he asked how she liked it.

"I really liked it," she replied, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, Hellooo? It's only 25 cents!"

well, well, well

i just read a mail from charly in california, good to hear he is doing well. my new blog is doing well too, i was able to make the third posting today, which doesnt seem like much, starnge how things go. a few months ago we were allways getting spma from these sex advertisers, who gave me the impression that they were indian or some sort of asian origin, just a hunch though as i never bothered to check them out. but they were so full of the strangest pseudo-wise sayings and comments, that i often read them for laughs. the other day i decided to start blogging them, and what dya know? the all but seem to stop. now i am lucky if i get one per every couple of days. funny huh, someone excited about receiveing spam ;-))

we also get other with news accounts or comment of news accounts, but these arnt near as funny.

we will see.....

well (3rd one) gotta work again.

later YO!

real fun ;-)

http://www.xfunpics.com/ex.php?id=1172

(copy and paste)

Peeve

Oh yeah, before I go home now, I just wanted to get something off, (which is not the same as getting off on something, that is way more fun,) but anyways, I was blurfing this weekend, and really noted with annoyance, all those bloggers who do away or block in some way THE NEXT BLOG BUTTON, I think every one who is spiffing up the ol´blog should get a high 5 for creativity, but really, I feel that no matter how interesting your blog is dear reader (if anyone has even bothered to read this far) who are you to think that you are the epitome of blogism and that the “blog stops here”?!? I don’t care how interesting or boring ( and there are some damn boring blogs out there) the next blog is, when I am blurfing I (and probably many out there) want a quick escape to the next possibly more exciting blog.

So please, leave the NEXT BLOG button for people who want to explore and see and delve and simply blurf through the night.

YO!

Girls night out courtesy of xfunpics.com

The other night I was invited for a night out with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing that my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed) in order to avoid a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said 'Oh. Shit, then cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

YOHOHO!!

just beutiful

the picture is pensicola beach 2004 before the huricanes as we were in vacation. it scenes like this that i miss the most. i have it as my desktop background, and i never get tired of looking at it.

Great !!! Egg nog ;-)))

http://www.cigaraficionado.com/Cigar/CA_Features/CA_Feature_Basic_Template/0,2344,1120,00.html

Einfach geil

Looky: http://www.chip.de/c1_forum/thread.html?bwthreadid=883062&bwpage=1&bwsortorder=ascending ;-) (-;

work

have you ever had so much work, that you dont know where to start, and so you end up doing nothing, or senseless things such as posting a blog?

YO!

lunch blog 4/11/05

well, well, well, ´nother day half gone with just a little bit of something accomplished to show for it. time to eat something and get on with the rest of the work. yesterday i had an in´teresting talk with sales rep for document mangement. really interesting. so far i have tried the google desktop search, the potential was great, unfortunately it didnt work sooo well, it allways through me out of the network, and slowed down the laptop tremendiously. now i am trying the msn desktop search toolbar - it is working its way through my computer now, we will see if it is better.

wel- hungry-gonow-eat-yumyum

YO!

lunch yet again

well its almost lunchtime again, how time flies, right now i´m waiting on word from brian, he had a test at a large hydraulic pump factory this morning, and i´m supposed to pick him up, but he is overdue to call or send an sms. i´m hungry, but the leftover lentils and nudels dont really thrill me, i think i´ll go up and get something else.

lisa has rats now since the weekend. two black and white rats, at first she was absolutely sure that they wouldnt bother her at night, but as it had to come, the first night, she complained that she couldnt sleep, well sonni pushed the cage over into the bathroom, but the next day, we told her, she cant give them back, the pet store wont accept them, and the cage cant be given back because it is a "hygenic" article. so she will have to try again, then i told her, just lay there and listen to them, just dont get mad, just listen, and try to guess what they are doing, and she will fall asleep again automatically, i guess it worked, she said she wakes up 2-3 times a night, but turns over and sleeps. well brian is ready, gotta go and pick´m up (and get something good for lunch.

YO!

joke from classmates

One dark and gloomy night, a man is hitch-hiking for a ride. After several hours, he sees a ghost-like car creeping toward him.

The car stops and he gets in to find no one behind the wheel. Frozen with fear, he can't jump or run away.

The car moves forward and eventually approaches a sharp curve. The man prays for his life, sure the ghost car will crash and he'll plunge to his death.

Suddenly, a hand appears through the window and turns the wheel. Terrified, the man jumps out and runs to a nearby bar where he shares his supernatural experience.

As he finishes, two country boys walk into the bar. One laughs and says to the other, "Look Bubba, there's the idiot who rode in our car while we were pushing it."

(it was probably "Lee-roy" who was speaking to "Bubba", those are pretty much the only two contry-f*ck names people who are not from the south seem to know)

!OY ;-) YO!

just #nother lunch blog

well we had a national holiday yesterday, and today i am so tired, didnt do anything but read, but i slept a bit bad, tonight i'll try to get to bed earlier....... well that was lunch, went quick, maybe i'll write again tomorrow, maybe i can get back into the habit. gotta go YO!