One dark and gloomy night, a man is hitch-hiking for a ride. After several hours, he sees a ghost-like car creeping toward him.
The car stops and he gets in to find no one behind the wheel. Frozen with fear, he can't jump or run away.
The car moves forward and eventually approaches a sharp curve. The man prays for his life, sure the ghost car will crash and he'll plunge to his death.
Suddenly, a hand appears through the window and turns the wheel. Terrified, the man jumps out and runs to a nearby bar where he shares his supernatural experience.
As he finishes, two country boys walk into the bar. One laughs and says to the other, "Look Bubba, there's the idiot who rode in our car while we were pushing it."
(it was probably "Lee-roy" who was speaking to "Bubba", those are pretty much the only two contry-f*ck names people who are not from the south seem to know)
!OY ;-) YO!
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