Fw: Sunday Funny July 2, 2006

from my sister

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From: Sunday Funny

To: thesundayfunny@thegilletteplace.com

Sent: Sunday, July 02, 2006 8:05 AM

Subject: Sunday Funny July 2, 2006

What your computer is really telling you....

It says: "Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving." Or "Oh no, not that one!!"

It says: "Press A Key" (This one's a programmer's joke. Nothing happens unless you press the "A" key.)

It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E" It means: "... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem."

It says: "Installing program to C:\<Directory>...." It means: "... And I'll also be writing a few files into c:\windows and c:\windows\system where you'll NEVER find them."

It says: "Please insert disk 11" It means: "Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks."

It says: "Not enough memory" It means: "I don't CARE if you've got 256MB of RAM, I want to use the bit below 640K."

It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...." It means: "... However, if you put the CD in right side up..."

It says: "Please Wait...." It means: "... Indefinitely."

It says: "Directory does not exist...." It means: ".... any more. Whoops."

It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close." It means: "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back."

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