"he who pee in own garden, must eat own leek"
"he who jump through un-open window, must suffer great pane"
"he who wake up and smell coffee, may just have bean in nose"
"he who drink martini dry, must order new one"
"he who tell sit and untruth at night, probably also lie in the sun"
"he who sit in front row of porno theater, see the hole film best"
(old) "he who laughs last... Probably not understand joke"
(old) " he who pass gas in church, must sit in own pew"
"he who mow in crooked lines, probably have bad grass"
"if farmer has skinny cows, does not mean he sell low-fat milk"
"if resturant advertise "we serve shrimps" does not mean midgets get special treatment"
"if resturant advertise "we serve clams" does not mean no need to tip waiter"
"if forrester poop in woods, must take care not to step on own log"
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