How to handle returns after Christmas (From my Bro-In-Law)

PINCH MY NIPPLES 
Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives
you a hard way to go! Should be fun.  So says a Walmart Employee!!!! 

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants
refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.  The clerk 
tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on  special". 
Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, 
"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"  
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front a  growing
crowd of customers. The manager goes to the woman and asks,  "Ma'am what's wrong?"  
She explained the problem with the toaster, and  HE tells her that he can't
give her a refund because she bought it on special. 
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts  screaming
"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!" 
nd doing so draws and even bigger crowd!  In shock, the store manager pleads
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?  I
n a huff, the woman says,


"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED  WHEN I AM BEING SCREWED!! 
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded. 
James