Thursday, April 16, 2009

Well, my back has pretty much gotten better, and my col dis tapering off, so I think that I will rent a pair of „skikes" on Friday afternoon, and see if I like using them. They look like fun, I will report. The only thing is the price. They cost about EURO 250.- a pair and another 160.- for the poles. That's a lot of dough for just a bit of cross country skating!

 

The weather was bombastic the past few days, but apparently a rainy cold front is moving in for the weekend, lets hope it's good enough to test the skikes a couple of hours.

 

Otherwise, not much goes on. I just won't start about the driving habits of Germans in the springtime!

 

YO!

Monday, April 06, 2009

All I can say is, what a beautiful weekend. Rain was forecast for Sunday, and it did rain early in the morning, but since I was still in bed, all I did was turn over with a smug grin and fall back asleep. In fact Sunday was supposed to be rainy, and Saturday sunny, but Saturday was more overcast.

 

And today, it was still a bit foggy, but the sun has been shining since about 10:00, so I was able to sit in my car with the top down and enjoy the warm rays while I napped. I didn't want to go back to work, I could have easily stayed there and slept awhile, but that wouldn't have been very productive.

 

YO!

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Yesterday was XL day in Ulm, that means that all the shops in the main shopping zone stayed open ´till 22:00…………, now some of you out there in non-German areas may say "Yippity-zippity so f*cking what?" And you are right, but those here in Germany know what I am saying, right? Now it is a big discussion point if the shops are open longer, because the German retailers never understood the point behind it.

1.)    More people have time in the evenings, after they get off work

2.)    Theoretically, more people could be hired to work more shifts, to accommodate the folks from point 1.

3.)    Sometimes it is just fun to go shopping later, if there isn't anything on TV

 

But the counter arguments of the retail are:

1.)    Nobody goes shopping after 20:00 (mainly ´cause that is the way it has been the past 15-20 years. Before that, I still remember when EVERYONE closed at 18:00, but after they went to 20:00, allot of people used the chance, and still do. The closing times have been deregulated since 2008, but since only 1-2 shops stay open longer 1-2 nights a week, hardly anybody goes, hence the retail thinks it is right with its argument)

2.)    It isn't fair to make those (mostly) Women work longer hours. (Duh, that is why more people should be given jobs, instead of firing people, and stretching the remaining few out longer)

3.)    It isn't fair to make the (mostly) women work longer, they have families too (I agree, but I just say, doctors, waitresses, police, nurses. Besides, in all of those countries all over the world, where they have been doing things like staying open longer, even 24hours, there are usually rotating shifts, so that it doesn't always hit the same person, unless they like it. There are some people who simply prefer night jobs, better pay, and less stress.)

 

But anyways, what I really wanted to get at was the big-ass beautiful show at the Münsterplatz! Lights, music, gospel singing, holy-hair water, was that boring! I know, a lot of people may have liked it, so I can only speak for myself and my family, how utterly disappointed we were. We stayed in town, although our feet and backs were killing us, looking up into the sky, getting a stiff neck, listening to music, that we really wernt crazy about. And then it ended! That was great, but it ended so anti-climatic and still, that we didn't realise that it was over, until all the people started dispersing with sighs of relief. I do not want to be unfair, the gospel singer was really good in doing her thing, but her thing definitely isn't my thing, neither was this thing with the hunting horns, or F*CKING LED ZEPPLIN'S STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN FROM FRIGGIN MONKS!!!!!!

 

YO!

Friday, April 03, 2009

TGIF, or FYIF, or HSHYTFGIF, and the sun is shining. It is supposed to stay really nice this weekend. My wife is working tomorrow (aaaaahhhhhh) so I will probably get hookin on the cellar and garden. Clean up the garden, mow, then move a bunch of shit from the cellar to the garden, sort it out, and put the good shit back in. The bad shit will have to be disposed of, and that's the big shit, I know now I won't feel like doing it. Next two weeks are short weeks, but next week I've got to leave the house earlier to take my daughter to a practical work week. She has to start at 7:00 in the morning (heehee), but sucks being me, cause I've gotta drive her there.

 

I also want to get back on the bike, or what would really be rad, is those new cross country inlines, "skikes" or the same thing from power slide. Those things are That cool! I would really like to try them, but I need to find a course, where they are explained, and if I see they are OK, then I can consider buying a pair, but these things, they are expensive, these things, they are costing about € 250 a pair, and you need the cross country ski sticks as well!

 

Lets see what the summer brings.

YO!

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

So, football is on TV, or as we Americans say, soccer, or the Germans say Fussball. Anyways, it's not like I care for it that much, but usually beer goes with Fussball, so I sit here and type this, and drink some good dark German beer while my wife watches. Anyways, the weather is trying to get better, (I would like to have some chips to this good beer, but that would go against my present dietary plans, and my wife refuses to get up and get them), the sun came out a couple of hours (now there was supposed to be a penalty for Wales, but the ref was blind) where was I? Oh yeah the sun, it came out, and the degrees just shot up about 5° or so, and it actually pretended that it was warm outside. Of course, by the time I got off, it had cooled down and clouded over. But it is trying.

 

I could get upset about the German government at this point, but that would just upset me, so I'll let it be.

 

YO!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Well they snatched an hour from us on Sunday, but I am sure we will get it back in the fall, unless the world ends, in which case it won't matter anyways. It is still pretty cool, but the sun is trying to come out… no, not out of the closet, just from behind the clouds. In fact I see bits of blue here and there between the clouds.

 

It was till really cold and wet yesterday, but I still went walking, was underway about two hours. Walked into town, drank coffee, and walked home again. Nothing really interesting along the way, except the small "man-formed" twig I saw on the ground. Just had to take a picture. Amazing what a bit of black and white and sepia colouring can do to an otherwise boring little snapshot.

 

I am basically just writing this to write it.

 

Guess I'll stop while I'm ahead.

YO!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Fw: [alan heath - private blog] New comment on 8:49.

dear anonymous,
thnx for the link. but thats sure is a lots of words on that there page, and very few pictures. but i gots it in me booksmarks ;-)
 
;-))
 
 
----- Original Message -----
From: Anonymous
Sent: Saturday, March 28, 2009 3:44 PM
Subject: [alan heath - private blog] New comment on 8:49.
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "8:49": eggs, cholesterol, meat, and cheese are all GOOD for you. the only unhealthy thing your breakfast contained was the chemical/fake cheese. want to learn more? start here: http://www.westonaprice.org/knowyourfats/oiling.html Posted by Anonymous to alan heath - private blog at 3:44 PM

8:49

It is Saturday morning 8:49, and I have just eaten an omelette made with 3 eggs for the cholesterol, some leftover Kebap meat for the fat, some real German cheese and this chemical fake cheddar cheese for the chemicals and fat. But I almost ruined it by putting a bit of olive oil in the pan. But I don't think that my body will notice that tiny bit of oily health.

 

Anyways, the reason I am awake so early on a Saturday morning is;

  1. My wife went to a book flea-market, so I got up drank some tea with her, and helped her load the car.
  2. A Chinese dude wants to visit me in my office today. He isn't sure when he is coming or exactly how he is getting here, just that we should meet "this afternoon"………

 

Hot damn!

 

I mean, it is OK because they go to great lengths to meet us in China, and I will naturally show him the same respect. That is not only obvious, but I also enjoy meeting with him.

 

But being an American living in Germany so long, I guess the anal fixation of being punctual has coloured off on me, and making out fixed meeting times, and being there, maybe 1-2 minutes early, etc.

 

Anyways, seeing as how my wife is busy most of the day, and the weather sucks, then I will probably wake the kids soon just to piss 'em off, and have them do their chores. Oh but I see the first one just zombied on down. That saves me work, and that's what kids are for anyways aren't they?

 

YO!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Oh man, today was not so worky! I started doing some thought-intensive work, but kept getting interrupted. It is always hard to get back into the groove then. Multi-Tasking is an urban fairy tale thought up from chaotic nerds and bosses who do more delegation than real work.

 

At least the weather sucks; then I am not tempted to think about skipping work and going outside and running around naked. No, not tempted at all. I am getting older and hairier, but I don't have enough to constitute being a woolly-warm-wolf-man just yet.

 

I never was good at English, it was actually more my step-mother language, my mother language being southern drawl died when I started going to school and mixing with all thos snow-bird kids. What I was going to get at, was that there are times that I write a word, and it just doesn't seem right. Like hairier; it seems like it should be hairyer, or at least hairy-er. But then agin, I regularly misspell received,  dunno why, but that is one of the few "i before e except after c" words that always gets me! Everytime! Thank ( insert god of choice ) for Spell check in Word.

 

YO!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

It is almost 12:00, lunchtime, and I have been worky-worky-worky,  and have accomplished allot of important things up till now. Now I am going to eat lunch and after lunch try to be worky-worky some more.

 

Damned snow and sh*t-f*ck cold weather!!!

 

YO!

Monday, March 23, 2009

Joined twitter, and have nothing to tweet. Somehow it surprised me, though it really shouldn't have, how many people want to follow me, or me to follow them, and are really just commercial, just trying to get me to buy something. Now I can play poker, buy car sponges, and many other wonderful thing of this modern age, just by clicking on a twitter link.

 

Hot damn!

 

´that's all folks,

YO!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

So I am sitting here in my office, taking 5, sipping a coffee and enjoying the mild weather, "at last" I think, "finally good weather" I say to myself, but myself says "yeh, yeh …. The wife said its supposed to snow again"… "huh" says I, "since when do you listen to her?!?"

 

No, really, we will see. I mean I am generally a positive person, although you wouldn't think it reading my past postings, but as said, I am a fair weather optimist. As long as the sun is shining, I enjoy life, but as soon as it is cold and wet and grey, then I am down. I guess a lot of folks are like that.

 

One thing I am waiting for (to get back to griping), are the spring caprioles of the drivers on Germany's roads. As soon as the weather changes, for better or worse, they drive even more sucky than otherwise, yes they go from sucky to super-sucky, then when the weather is really good, and all those hormones are really cooked up in the summer heat, they peak into stages of ultra-sucky……. Can't wait for that.

 

YO!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Mon dieu, or whatever.

 

Back in Wunderschönen Ulm, with all of its fog and grey, my God how I've missed it… wait a minute, I didn't miss it at all. I mean I expected better weather in China, but as we got there, it was about 12° to 14° and raining, so really no big change from Germany. It warmed up and stopped raining by the time we left, but not really to the point that I could say it was "warming to the spirit" or anything.. But at least when we got home is was cold and grey, God how I missed that…. No…. no matter how much I try, it is still shit!

 

But at least on Friday, after I landed, I was out driving and had a middle aged woman NOT let me change lanes, and then some young woman in her 5er BMW absolutely wanted to pass me, in my little Smart, God how I missed that…. 'nuff said….. [dream sequence; driving, flame thrower, etc.]

 

It's not like all I have to do is complain, but it helps me cope. And hey it's not like you have to listen, if you don't catch my gripe, then blurf on to the next blog.

 

YO!

Fw: [alan heath - private blog] New comment on Many thnxs to Anonymous, whoever you may be. But....

Hello Anonymous,
thnx again, and if you are interested; http://americans-in-ulm.blogspot.com/
 
Cheers,
YO!
 
 
----- Original Message -----
From: Anonymous
Sent: Monday, March 16, 2009 9:50 AM
Subject: [alan heath - private blog] New comment on Many thnxs to Anonymous, whoever you may be. But....

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post " Many thnxs to Anonymous, whoever you may be. But...":

bitte schön! we don't know each other personally. but, I do know, personally, how it is not to get comments, feedback, ect.

maybe I should write a book and the first line can be: "I had a blog". but that seems like too cheap a shot at trying to sound like Isak Dinesen....

or maybe I should start an A-Team like mission on the web and do more such "random" acts of kindness... it's just that most blogs I've seen don't inspire me enough to do that. but yours did.

yeah.



Posted by Anonymous to alan heath - private blog at 9:50 AM

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Many thnxs to Anonymous, whoever you may be. But that leaves a question, if you know the weather has sucked, then you are here and possibly even know me personally.  And now you have written anonymously. Hmmmm that leaves me thinking.
Anonymous said...

ja- das Wetter in Ulm has been really sucky this winter. I really don't have much to comment on- but that's not because there's nothing worth commenting on your blog about- it's just that I am not much of a commentor.... but, since you wanted a comment- here one is.

 

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Ho Hum

well here it is!
 
my traditional posting from the hong kong airport. as the titel says...
 
yo!

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

OK, ALLRIGHT, I haven't written again within the past couple of days. Live with it! Haven't had much to write about anyways. On Friday I am flying to China for a week, lets see if I can get any good shots. When I get back I will talk with my son, and get the homepage set up correctly, and, and, and…. Actually, I have so much to do, that I'm not sure where to start.

 

Still wish I had a flame thrower!!

 

YO!

Friday, February 27, 2009

AAAAArgh… AAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrggghhh… oh, well hello there, sorry, didn't see you at first. Please don't mind my screaming around, I was just getting rid of some of my frustration about this grey and cold weather.

 

?? If you were to spread Veet on someone's tires, would they go bald??

 

I was reading the Wikipedia thing about Twitter??!! Maybe there is most certainly a useful use for something like that, but I'm like heellllOO!! Who the hell gives a wet fart, if, when and what kind of soup I am eating at 1:30P.M. and who the f*ck would be so addicted, as to write every detail of their life in a mini-blog.

 

Oh, oh, oh, I think it is going to end very, very bad with good'ol humankind if we keep up shit like this

 

Yo ¡

Thursday, February 26, 2009

HaHAhahA.. I was just reading my last post, and I saw that I have apparently looked nto my blog about 1919 times, seeing as nobody else looks on here.

 

I also noticed I cussed a lot in the last two written posts. Sorry, but then again, f*ck-it………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..(sigh)…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. but you know what, I thought of a few sounds that it are fun to make when you are alone and have not much better to do.

 

For example;

 

AAArgh

 

yAAAAGH

 

HAAAAchch

 

Hhhchch (deep throaty)

 

Fffffffffshh

 

Pflaaaaaah

 

Sshhhhp

 

Yimimimimi

 

 

……………….. maybe I'll write more later.

Toast

Yeah it has been a really long time since I've posted. In fact it has been a really long time since I have really done anything useful. No art, no Chinese, no housework projects, nothing! At all! Nadda! Nix!

 

But then again, who cares? I mean, does anyone read this blog? I could probably write all kinds of evil-wicked things, about all kinds of races or religions, and nobody would notice. For one thing, I don't have any pictures of naked women, no violence, no cars, boats, wind surfing, dogs, cats, unicorns, Jesus, Satan, Saddam, Bush, Obama, or the deceased Socks-the-Cat. I never even posted pictures of Britney's pussy like almost everyone else did as it was the in thing to do (actually, as it was out)

 

If you really do take the time to read this, then post a damned comment! At least then I know if it is worth it. If you're not reading this, then..... uh, you didn't read this!

 

But since I am rambling and bitching, then I might as well get it off my chest – I am hating it here in Germany again. The weather sucks, the drivers here are getting more respect less. Less people are blinking when they change lanes, or make turns. They park like f*cking idiots, everybody is just out for Ol Nummero Uno! My wife asked what I wanted for Christmas, I said I wanted a flame thrower, then I could toast some of these butt-jacking-sons-o'bitches, either when they park like f*cking idiots, or drive like Mad-Hatters, and don't like blink and all that shit, then they would be like F*CKING TOASTVILLE!!!!!! AAARGGGHH!!!!

 

Whew! Felt gooOO00ood, maybe I will start writing more ;-)

 

YO!