Fleisch-Bohnen Curry Man nehme: 800 gr Hackfleisch 100 gr Saure Sahne 1 kleine Dose Rote Kidney Bohnen 1 T-Löffel Rote Currypaste ½ T-Löffel Zimt Salz und Zucker nach Geschmack 1 Prise gemalte Kreuzkümmel Hackfleisch anbraten, Bohnen abtropfen, die Flüssigkeit aufheben. Die Flüssigkeit mit der Sahne, Currypaste, Zimt, Zucker und Salz vermischen. Wenn das Hackfleisch fast fertig gebraten ist, Bohnen und Kreuzkümmel hinzugeben, noch ca. 5 Minute weiter kochen lassen. Dann das Sahne-Curry-Gemisch dazugeben und weitere 5 Minuten köcheln lassen. Reis, Feta, und warme Pita dazu servieren. | Meat-Bean-Curry Take: 800 gr hamburger meat 100 gr sour cream 1 small can of beans 1 teaspoon red curry paste ½ teaspoon cinnamon sugar and salt to taste 1 pinch of cumin (jeera) Fry the hamburger meat, drain the beans, save the fluid. Mix the bean-fluid, the cream, the curry paste, the cinnamon, sugar and salt. When the meat is almost finished, add the beans and cumin, let it cook another 5 minutes. Then add the curry-crème mix and let it cook on small flame another 5 minutes. Serve with rice, feta, and warm pita. |
Hähnchen-Rosinen-Curry Man nehme: 600 gr Hähnchenbrust 1 ½ Dosen Kokosmilch Rosinen 2 Esslöffel gelbes Currypulver (oder nach Geschmack auch ein bisschen mehr oder weniger) Salz und Zucker nach Geschmack Hähnchenfleisch waschen, abtropfen und klein schneiden (Würfel oder Streifen) Hähnchenfleisch in etwas Öl anbraten. Wenn überall goldbraun, dann Rosinen kurz mitbraten und dann mit Kokosmilch löschen. Restliche Zutaten hinzufügen und abschmecken. Dazu Reis und chinesisches Wok-Gemüse servieren. | Chicken-Raisin-Curry Take: 600 gr Chicken breast 1 ½ cans of Coconut milk Raisins 2 table spoons of yellow curry powder (more or less to taste) salt and sugar to taste Wash and dry the meat, cut into cubes or strips. Fry the meat in some vegetable oil. When the meat is over all light brown, then add the raisins and fry these a couple of minutes then add the coconut milk and the rest of the ingredients to taste. Serve with rice and Chinese stir fry veggies. |
-- Advice from Kids --
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, age 10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you,
"Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
- Michael, 14
3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
- Michael, 14
4. Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, 9
5. Never pee on an electric fence.
- Robert, 13
6. Don't squat with your spurs on.
- Noronha, 13
7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
- Emily, 10
8. When your mom is mad at your dad,
don't let her brush your hair.
- Taylia, 11
9. Never allow your three-year old brother
in the same room as your school assignment.
- Traci, 14
10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- Kyoyo, 9
11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Armir, 9
12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9
13. Don't pick on your sister when
she's holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, 10
14. When you get a bad grade in school,
show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
- Alyesha, 13
15. Never try to baptize a cat.
- Eileen, 8
"he who pee in own garden, must eat own leek"
"he who jump through un-open window, must suffer great pane"
"he who wake up and smell coffee, may just have bean in nose"
"he who drink martini dry, must order new one"
"he who tell sit and untruth at night, probably also lie in the sun"
"he who sit in front row of porno theater, see the hole film best"
(old) "he who laughs last... Probably not understand joke"
(old) " he who pass gas in church, must sit in own pew"
"he who mow in crooked lines, probably have bad grass"
"if farmer has skinny cows, does not mean he sell low-fat milk"
"if resturant advertise "we serve shrimps" does not mean midgets get special treatment"
"if resturant advertise "we serve clams" does not mean no need to tip waiter"
"if forrester poop in woods, must take care not to step on own log"
A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''
The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''
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A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examined her and said, ''You have acute appendicitis.''
The blond yelled at the doctor...
''I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!''
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A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.
The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun.
So he told her all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.
After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.
"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."
"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"
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A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the basics.
"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!"
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.
"And can you tell us your height, please?"
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won't have to count, measure, or lookup.
"Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The airhead bobs her head from side to side for about ten seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "MANDY!"
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks -
"What in the world were you doing when I asked you your name?"
"Ohhhh, that!" replies the airhead...
" I was just running through that song -
'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear...'
| It says: "Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving." Or "Oh no, not that one!!" |
| It says: "Press A Key" (This one's a programmer's joke. Nothing happens unless you press the "A" key.) |
| It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E" It means: "... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem." |
| It says: "Installing program to C:\<Directory>...." It means: "... And I'll also be writing a few files into c:\windows and c:\windows\system where you'll NEVER find them." |
| It says: "Please insert disk 11" It means: "Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks." |
| It says: "Not enough memory" It means: "I don't CARE if you've got 256MB of RAM, I want to use the bit below 640K." |
| It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...." It means: "... However, if you put the CD in right side up..." |
| It says: "Please Wait...." It means: "... Indefinitely." |
| It says: "Directory does not exist...." It means: ".... any more. Whoops." |
| It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close." It means: "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back." |
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Howdy. It has surely been a long time since i have posted any thing. Even at my other two blogs, (http://sex-mail-wisdoms.blogspot.com/, http://americans-in-ulm.blogspot.com/)
I think one major problem was that my laptop got shredded, well, part of the registration and personal preferences, it took our IT freaks a few days to get (nearly) everything back up to the way it was supposed to be.
Is it just me or does it really seem that after months or even years of working with a system, and you have all the programs you need, all your preferences are perfectly set up, all your links function correctly, and then the crash. Afterwards, I can never get everything working 100% like it was before, even if all the programs work, almost everything is the same, but it is like the stories in the sci-fi novels, “you know its Jim, it looks and behaves like Jim, but something is missing”
Another key point in my lack of posts is just plain ol’ ugly laziness.
I think the best thing is to get outlook set up again, so that I can start doing the lunch-blogs again. Now that is, that works for my personal, and the Amis-in-Ulm, but wont work for the sex-wisdoms. That is really a shame, we were getting the spam on our server at work, but now the ITFs have set up a good spam filter that really cut down on the amount of spam received (ASR). That means no spam = no sex mail wisdoms. I’m not sure what to do hear. I don’t want to use that as an excuse to surf the sex pages and gather cookies, or leave my e-amil, but a man has to do what has to be done (excluding taking out the trash, cleaning the kitchen, etc.)
I’ll give it some more thought and you may see on the increase of ASR = POSMW (posting on sex-mail-wisdoms)
